Woke up this morning....

Irreverence!  Irrevenance!

I have to make a resolute disclaimer! When I woke up this morning, and emerged from the pile of sleeping badgers I had collected to keep me from freezing, I found that somehow my Blog account had been hacked, and some backwoodsman had sneaked in a scurrilous piece about that most irreligious of arabs, Al Cohol.

So, I protest, the words you may have read in the last piece, entitled The Moon Under Water, were by an imposter, parading irreverent ideas in the guise of my well-established and (I trust) respected persona....

And I can prove this.  I have for some time been sleeping rough in Brocket Park, working, under extreme conditions as you can see, with famed director Alejandro G. Iñárritu on a follow up to his recent film The Revenant (described by Carole Cadwalladr this morning in The Observer as meaningless pain porn)..... 

This new work will be called Irreverence, and stars me, and an extremely large supporting cast of badgers, who are on the run from a posse of government hitmen who have been hired by Lord Brocket to stop them digging up his golf course.....

I can say no more at present, as the project is cloaked in secrecy, largely to preserve its integrity, though possibly also to stop Lord Brocket trying to get a part as an extra....

Anyway, disregard the last post.  It wasn't me.

Honest!

(That's me in the distance..... just about to punch Leonardo di Caprio on the nose.... He was going to eat one of my badger's livers....)

Woke up this morning

You got yourself a gun