Forty Shades of Grey
There's one thing that won't change
We stay at The White Lion, Cray, a recently refurbished traditional stone hostelry which I strongly recommend; Denis and Amelia are very welcoming and it is very comfortable. But we walk to Hubberholme, to scent the scattered ashes of J B Priestley, who is commemorated on a plaque here, unveiled in 1986 by his widow Jacquetta Hawkes. It says: Remember J. B. Priestley O.M. 1894-1984 Author and Dramatist, Whose ashes are buried nearby: He loved the Dales and found 'Hubberholme one of the smallest and pleasantest places in the world.’
Then over Redmire and Grinton Moors, reaching 1,500 ft, down into Swaledale, then up Arkengarthdale to the remote Tan Hill Inn, at 1,732 feet above sea level the highest inn in theUK ,
currently up for sale at £900,000 for the lease. Grey skies pile over the moors, with only the
glint of lorries passing along the A66 to the north as signs of life.
Through Keld, and then Thwaite, and over the Butter Tubs Pass (second of three King of the Mountains climbs in Stage One of the 2014 Tour de France) (some mishtake? Ed). England’s only truly spectacular road, according to Jeremy Clarkson.
Near Hawes, we enter the dragon, or rather make our way through the thirteenth century Green Dragon Inn to visit the famed Hardraw Force, which, after the rains, is boiling and hissing down its 100ft straight drop, the highest inEngland .
The peat-rich water pounds down onto the rocks below and the spectacle is greater than even J M W Turner could imagine.
[With apologies to Johnny Cash]
I close my eyes and picture....
Dear Diary, for some reason I imagined Bolton was in Lancashire, but Bolton Abbey
is actually in Devonshire . No, sorry.
It’s in a part of Yorkshire
owned by the Duke of Devonshire (who lives at Chatsworth in Derbyshire).
Confused?
There's one thing that won't change
Dear Diary,
I love the Dales. My first visit was as an A Level Geography
student at Easter 1968. We stayed, with
much hilarity, at The Golden Lion, Horton-in-Ribblesdale, and explored
Gordale Scar and Malham Cove, where, if I remember right, no one had ever been before.
Nowadays, of course, it’s all conveyor belts and escalators, and family
this and bus party that. But we serious
geographers had the place to our grey selves.
Jim Townsend, Rich Lovesay, Roger Hollis, Mark Standage and Chris Mackay in The Golden Lion, Horton-in-Ribblesdale, Easter 1968 |
Return was inevitable, and as an undergraduate
at Lancaster
University
there were times when it would have been rude to refuse. I remember an occasion when I was taken to a
party at the Old Hill Inn near a pothole at Chapel-le-Dale for someone’s
twenty-first birthday celebration and said celebrant downed a world record
double figures of pints of Theakston’s Old Peculier before being inducted into
Valhalla with a green pint (a pint glass filled from all the spirits on optics
behind the bar). Potholing would have
been an easy option.
Then, years after, I lived down the road from Ingleborough,
at Burton-in-Lonsdale , for a year while taking
my MA at Lancaster ,
and would sometimes set out from home to climb the flat-topped ‘peak’ that
beckoned me.
I learned to love the limestone and millstone
grit. Dry stone walls were
beautiful. Bridges over rills and becks
were wonderful. The farms and barns grew
out of the landscape as naturally as molehills or bent hawthorns. Every day I walked somewhere for a few
miles. This day to High Bentham. That day fording the Lune to Burton-in-Kendal .
We strayed then, and since, to other
dales. The slightly twee Dentdale, with
its Burberry reek of Prince Charles. We
had days out with the children. And
separately I explored Swaledale with my brother from the Yorkshire Moors.
On this occasion, I am piloting a brand new VW
Golf, and miles mean nothing. Arkengarthdale here we come.
Littondale – nothing. I could say
this spoils the experience, and I should have walked. But, Hey!
Four wheels good – two legs bad!
We stay at The White Lion, Cray, a recently refurbished traditional stone hostelry which I strongly recommend; Denis and Amelia are very welcoming and it is very comfortable. But we walk to Hubberholme, to scent the scattered ashes of J B Priestley, who is commemorated on a plaque here, unveiled in 1986 by his widow Jacquetta Hawkes. It says: Remember J. B. Priestley O.M. 1894-1984 Author and Dramatist, Whose ashes are buried nearby: He loved the Dales and found 'Hubberholme one of the smallest and pleasantest places in the world.’
At the unveiling ceremony Priestley’s son, Tom,
said that his father had found here that the landscape was balanced, as well
as varied and beautiful. He had travelled all over the world, but Hubberholme
remained his favourite spot as he enjoyed its smallness, the great age of its
buildings, and its peace.
We raise glasses to the departed in The
George, where Priestley sat and smoked his pipe. It is indeed a rather fine spot….. I can still smell the tobacco….. In 1933, on the road for his English
Journey, Priestley wrote that, Before
I leave this inn I will add that for lunch they gave us soup, Yorkshire
pudding, roast chicken and sausages and two vegetables, fruit pudding, cheese
and biscuits, and coffee, all for two and sixpence each. And that – when they have a mind to – is the
way they do it in Yorkshire …..
The weather is what you would expect - Grey. It’s a Brexit summer, so it rains, though, to
be fair, not all the time. We drive up to 1,300 ft at Kidstones Pass ,
and then slip down into Bishopdale. The
great thing is that the rain keeps the crowds at bay, and stokes the falls, so
that the river Ure at Aysgarth is
roiling, but unattended in the wet.
Up the hill, past another Bolton, this time Castle Bolton, closed to the public
today for a wedding..... Momentarily I wonder about the augury of marrying in a ruin where Mary Queen of Scots was once a prisoner.
Then over Redmire and Grinton Moors, reaching 1,500 ft, down into Swaledale, then up Arkengarthdale to the remote Tan Hill Inn, at 1,732 feet above sea level the highest inn in the
Through Keld, and then Thwaite, and over the Butter Tubs Pass (second of three King of the Mountains climbs in Stage One of the 2014 Tour de France) (some mishtake? Ed). England’s only truly spectacular road, according to Jeremy Clarkson.
Near Hawes, we enter the dragon, or rather make our way through the thirteenth century Green Dragon Inn to visit the famed Hardraw Force, which, after the rains, is boiling and hissing down its 100ft straight drop, the highest in
The peat-rich water pounds down onto the rocks below and the spectacle is greater than even J M W Turner could imagine.
Hawes is busy, with nowhere to park and the masses
avoiding the rain in pursuit of tea and cakes, so we press on over the highest
road in North Yorkshire , reaching nearly
2,000ft above Oughtershaw Beck.
From here we enter Langstrothdale and follow the youthful Wharfe back to Hubberholme.
From here we enter Langstrothdale and follow the youthful Wharfe back to Hubberholme.
The upper stretches of Wharfedale, From Buckden
to Kettlewell, are gentle and quiet. Grey Arncliffe, in Littondale, is even quieter,
and the road up through Halton Gill, under Pen-y-ghent, is exposed and raw, until you approach Malham, where the crowds rise up to climb the Cove. Here, in 1968, I took a picture from the top.
There was no one to be seen; no eroded path, no flights of steps, nothing but grey stone and water. Now the valley is dotted by bright cagoules, as families flock to see the three hundred foot cliffs in the drizzle.
Nearby Malham Tarn is less approachable and lies serene under grey skies, but Gordale Scar, romanticised by William Wordsworth in his sonnet, Gordale (let thy feet repair/To Gordale chasm, terrific as the lair/Where the young lions couch;) is much trafficked, and understandably so.
and the road up through Halton Gill, under Pen-y-ghent, is exposed and raw, until you approach Malham, where the crowds rise up to climb the Cove. Here, in 1968, I took a picture from the top.
There was no one to be seen; no eroded path, no flights of steps, nothing but grey stone and water. Now the valley is dotted by bright cagoules, as families flock to see the three hundred foot cliffs in the drizzle.
Nearby Malham Tarn is less approachable and lies serene under grey skies, but Gordale Scar, romanticised by William Wordsworth in his sonnet, Gordale (let thy feet repair/To Gordale chasm, terrific as the lair/Where the young lions couch;) is much trafficked, and understandably so.
Dear
Diary, the river Wharfe (the
name means winding river) flows nonchalantly by Bolton Priory. Upstream it courses through the Strid,
where a chasm of eroded rock is beautifully set in oak woods.
Henry VIII has many things to answer for, one of which is that he caused Romantic
Poetry. Without his dissolution of the
monasteries Wordsworth couldn’t have drooled over Tintern Abbey, nor
written the following lines:
And,
up among the moorlands, see
What
sprinklings of blithe company!
Of
lasses and of shepherd grooms,
That
down the steep hills force their way
Like
cattle through the budding brooms;
Path,
or no path, what care they?
And
thus in joyous mood they hie
To Bolton 's
mouldering Priory.
So I turn to my history books to look up ‘Enery
the Eighth ('Enery the Eighth I am, I am!) and find this….
[His] character was certainly fascinating,
threatening, and intensely morbid, as Holbein’s great portrait illustrates to
perfection. [His] egoism, self-righteousness, and unlimited capacity to brood
over suspected wrongs, or petty slights, sprang from the fatal combination of a
relatively able but distinctly second-rate mind and a pronounced inferiority
complex…..
(John
Guy in The Oxford
Illustrated History of Britain )
Dear
Diary: I am certainly
flattering Donald J Trump by drawing any comparison between him and our
very late king, but, although the dissolution of the monasteries gave us some
spectacular (and very romantic) ruins, it was an act of vandalism on a par with
those of the so-called Islamic State. As
John Guy explains: Of the
unplanned effects of the dissolution, the wholesale destruction of fine Gothic
buildings, melting down of medieval metalwork and jewellery, and sacking of
libraries were the most extensive acts of licensed vandalism perpetrated in the
whole of British history.
There is of course no parallel with Trump, but consider this:Trump
Tower rose up on
the site where the Bonwit Teller department store once stood. Trump bought the
building and started demolishing it in 1980, after having promised to save the
Art Deco grillwork above the entrance and the sculptures above the eighth
floor, as long as it did not cost too much. The Metropolitan Museum
of Art wanted the pieces from the building.
There is of course no parallel with Trump, but consider this:
But without a word, all were destroyed. A
spokesman for Trump, who was likely Trump himself, told the New York Times the
sculptures "were without artistic merit." As for the grillwork, he
said, "We don't know what happened to it." (Spectrum News, 29/9/2016).
The dissolution was also a disastrous economic
gambit. John Guy again: The bitter irony of the dissolution was
that Henry VIII’s colossal military expenditure in the 1540s, together with the
laity’s demand for a share of the booty, politically irresistible as that was,
would so drastically erode the financial gains as to cancel out the benefits of
the entire process…..
No comparison, of course, with Trump’s intention to vastly increase expenditure on theUS military. And note this from the New York
Times in June 2016:
ATLANTIC CITY — The Trump Plaza Casino and Hotel is now closed,
its windows clouded over by sea salt. Only a faint outline of the gold letters
spelling out T-R-U-M-P remains visible on the exterior of what was once this
city’s premier casino.
No comparison, of course, with Trump’s intention to vastly increase expenditure on the
Not
far away, the long-failing Trump Marina Hotel Casino was sold at a major loss
five years ago and is now known as the Golden Nugget.
At the
nearly deserted eastern end of the boardwalk, the Trump Taj Mahal, now under
new ownership, is all that remains of the casino empire Donald J. Trump
assembled here more than a quarter-century ago. Years of neglect show: The
carpets are frayed and dust-coated chandeliers dangle above the few customers
there to play the penny slot machines…..
Anyway. There's
one thing that won't change….
Oh, and The matrimonial adventures of Henry
VIII are too familiar to recount again in detail, but, If Ivanka weren’t
my daughter, I’d be dating her…..
Dear Diary: I came here for peace and quiet. I came to escape the nightmares of Brexit
and Trump! Leave me be!
We retire to The
Falcon Inn (used as the original location for The Woolpack in the TV series Emmerdale Farm – or so they tell me) in Arncliffe,
Littondale, for pork pies and mushy peas, and a jug of local ale. Away from it all…..
What could be better?
Let it rain!
What could be better?
Let it rain!
Dear Diary: There's one thing that won't change - I shall always worry about
Don.....
But most of all I miss a girl
In Hubberholme's sweet town
And most of all I miss her lips
As soft as eiderdown
Again I want to see and do
The things we've seen and said
Where the breeze is sweet as Langstrothdale
And there's forty shades of grey
[With apologies to Johnny Cash]