Over the Hills
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Bolton Castle where Mary, Queen of Scots, was held prisoner in 1568 |
Ambrose Bierce, in his Devil's Dictionary, defines Belladonna (n) thus: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English, a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.....
Let me track back a bit. We were recently having a good time in Swaledale:
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A goat - [No idea why, Ed.] |
And in Swaledale I wondered lovely as a clown [Stoppit, Ed.], quoting Robert Frost to no-one:
Something there is that doesn’t love a wall,
Mending Wall
(I'll come back to this) and I passed by the hamlet (I am but mad north-north-west. When the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw. Hamlet, II.ii.312–13) [Get on with it! Ed.] of Muker.....
'Nuff said.
So I retraced some steps and revisited Wensleydale.....Gromit, that's it! Cheese! We'll go somewhere where there's cheese! [Gromit is confused; looks at "Cheese Holidays" magazine] Now, where were we? Places you find cheese. Lancashire, Cheddar, Wensleydale, Philadelphia, Tesco's...
Yes, but it isn't only cheese!
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Wood anemones and Common Dog Violets |
I pause at Aysgarth. Another time I was here in the rain, and, apart from my (late) friend Lindsay, there was no one else, just rushing brown waters. Today the sun shines, there is less water, but there is space. I relish the sound of water falling, the Ure driving down 30 metres in a kilometre, step by step, upper, middle and lower falls giving easy pleasure to visitors who, like me, have a little time and no reason to be elsewhere.....
A poor life this if, full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare.
Leisure
William Henry Davies
Now you may find this a leap too far, but Jimi Hendrix comes to my mind.
Waterfall
Nothing can harm me at all
My worries seem so very small
With my waterfall
I can see
My rainbow calling me
Through the misty breeze
Of my waterfall
Some people say
Daydreaming's for all the
Lazy minded fools
With nothin' else to do
So let them laugh, laugh at me
So just as long as I have you
To see me through
I've got nothing to lose
Long as I have you
Waterfall
Don't ever change your ways
Fall with me for a million days
Oh, my waterfall
May This Be Love
Jimi Hendrix
1967
[Not necessarily Nobel winning poetry but when coloured by the Experience it becomes beautifully fluid: https://youtu.be/T4MBwvZWOQE]
Onward.....
Whoops!
Anyway. One has to keep on keeping on.... So I walk amongst the fields and barns of upper Wensleydale from Askrigg (whose white towered church, dedicated to St Oswald, has stood there since 1180), and my thoughts are transfigured by the upland air, the folding shoulders of the hills and the confused pleasure of being alone in the world.
Then to Hardraw, to check in again with JMW Turner and review the highest single drop waterfall in England, though a little rain would add some force....
Then, heading north, but barely a crow's tone from where Amanda and I lived under Ingleborough way back when, up the Mallerstang Valley (England's last wilderness - David Bellamy) following the River Eden, where freight trains hark back to times of industrial power:
And Red Scar and Mallerstang Edge rise to the East, bare and craggy, like the lives of farmers (and their sheep) hereabouts:
Then, it's over the hills again. Through Teesdale, then up, skirting Warcop Fell training ground, where I am reminded, by the red flag, of the 1966 World Cup and the excitement of Geoff Hurst and extra time (watched by 32.3 million people) in the Warcop Camp NAAFI (not all in the NAAFI) before we were driven in a three-tonner (rehearsing Hymns Ancient and Modern - amongst other songs) up onto the high moors to bivvy amongst the coughing cattle.
Like Roman soldiers....
But I find comfort in Stanhope, with kind friends David and Sarah, whose hospitality smoothes away the emptiness of the stony hills. We walk by the Wear and watch a pair of Dippers bobbing and splashing and frolicking in mutual affection:
And then, high across the Derwent, low across the Tyne and here is Chesters, a cavalry fort known then as Cilurnum, dating from around 124 AD, home, at that time, to around 500 men and horses. Details from then on are unclear, though we know that the 2nd Asturians occupied (and rebuilt) the barracks around 180 AD.
{It may be of interest at this point that Ambrose Bierce defined a Barrack (n) as: A house in which soldiers enjoy a portion of that of which it is their business to deprive others.}
Anyway, onwards and upwards, over another hill, and here we are above Housesteads Roman Fort, walking the wall that Emperor Hadrian designed (AD 122: 60 miles long, four metres high, garrisoned by some 10,000 soldiers) to stop Mexicans [Some mistake? Ed.] and fentanyl [Surely you mean Woad? Ed.] from being drug into the Empire by wayward Scots and others......
It is impressive. It is imperial. It is imperative. It is rough. [It is ruined, Ed.] It is long and cold and windy and very up and down along the Whin Sill (I know: I have walked at least half of it).....
And it is a wonder not only that it exists, but that, in a world without mobile phones, TV, laptops, air fryers and takeaway pizzas anyone survived in these draughty roofless, unplumbed hovels.....
Over the heather the wet wind blows,
I've lice in my tunic and a cold in my nose.
The rain comes pattering out of the sky,
I'm a Wall soldier, I don't know why.
Roman Wall Blues
W H Auden
And so, to flip back to my opening quotation, just think that at least some of these guys would have been wondering why the only Belladonna they could avail themselves of was bitterly poisonous. They were a very long way from home.....
Still, it does give teachers the excuse to get out of the classroom......
{I know: I've been there....}
I look up Wall in Bierce's Devil's Dictionary, but the only reference is to Wall Street, n: A symbol of sin for every devil to rebuke. That Wall Street is a den of thieves is a belief that serves every unsuccessful thief in place of a hope in heaven.....
Well, it's apt I suppose..... (I wonder whether the yellow infanta has read any of this?)
Before I built a wall I’d ask to know
What I was walling in or walling out,
And to whom I was like to give offense.
Something there is that doesn't love a wall.....
Robert Frost
Mending Wall
Before I turn south I pass another stone building, seemingly part ancient castle, part pill box. This is Crindledykes Limekiln, one of three hundred in Northumberland that were active in the nineteenth century. Another reminder of things that are over the hill.....
It's cold and windy up here, and I begin my return to warmer climes, pausing at Corbridge to view yet more Roman remains, then through Slaley Forest, onto Blanchland Moor, idly thinking of Hamlet and Hitchcock, as one does, glad that I am not being chased by a crop duster. I stop the car at the top of a rocky outcrop....
....and find myself leaning down through yellowing grass over the waxy orange cliff of President Trump's forehead, sculpted into the mass of Mount Crushmoor, and I grasp the outstretched hand of Eve Marie Saint, and, then I ......
.... find myself staying with more old friends, the superb wildlife sculptor Simon Griffiths and Heather and family, in Castleside, County Durham. How I got there I haven't a clue, nor can I say where Eve went, but that's partly the point of North by Northwest, (Cary Grant didn't know what was going on either, and Hitchcock liked that - and anyway it's my prerogative to make some things up.....)
I am but mad north-north-east....
But the truth is it was great to catch up with friends who put up with me, and to roam over the hills and far away in the north of this land.
Thank you all.... Keep looking up.....
https://www.simongriffithssculpture.co.uk/
And thus, after another convivial overnight, I drive the long way back down into the Mezzogiorno, returning, like a faithful puffin to its burrow, like an Easter bunny scampering to its warren.....
[Just sign off, Ed.]
That high sound in the air
Is nothing but the draught in cold chimneys
Drawing taut the note of longing
As I listen northwards.
Lament
David Craig